HOW DOES A SQUIRREL STOP MULTIPLE TRAINS ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
BY CLIMBING ONTO THE METRO-NORTH COMMUTER RAILROAD'S POWER LINES AND CAUSING AN ELECTRICAL SURGE.
THE RESULTING POWER OUTAGE LEFT 47-THOUSAND RAIL COMMUTERS STRANDED IN MANHATTAN.
A METRO-NORTH SPOKESWOMAN SAID THAT THE SQUIRREL WAS ELECTROCUTED WHILE SCAMPERING ON THE POWER LINES.
SERVICE IS RESTORED BY CREWS ON TUESDAY MORNING.
note: I think you're right. I probably hit save as draft instead. Perhaps I was incompetent at the time, haha.
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That's OK. Probably you just hit "save" instead of "publish." Besides, I'm running late too.
ReplyDeleteI like your lead, but I'd like to see you answer the question you've asked in the next paragraph. So I'd switch P2 and P3, and punch up P3 a bit.
For example:
HOW DOES A SQUIRREL STOP MULTIPLE TRAINS ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
BY CLIMBING ONTO THE METRO-NORTH COMMUTER RAILROAD'S POWER LINES AND CAUSING AN ELECTRICAL SURGE.
THE RESULTING POWER OUTAGE LEFT 47-THOUSAND RAIL COMMUTERS STRANDED ...
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